Devil Wears Prada is a stupid movie.

Where are all the million other girls who want this job?

Who are those women in the title sequence? Are they the million?

Why is everyone amazed when she comes back to work after the montage where she's in like 15 outfits? I assumed it was supposed to show time passing, and that she wore those outfits over the course of a couple weeks.

Why does no one in the whole movie act like a functional adult?

Why do I care that she broke up with her boyfriend? They both obviously hate each other.

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